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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 26, 2023

I’ve long been crot haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she crot bokeh rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, memek crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes crot scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh porn you can’t measure passion bokeh in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex memek as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s porn bokep far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokep faking orgasms. It was generally on bokep an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokeh crot another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that crot women were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but bokep can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like memek a demented hyena is if porn your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals memek better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh porn only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In porn their book, crot Sex At bokeh Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was porn memek to alert nearby males that bokep they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should bokeh take heed: memek the best sex may just be the crot quietest.


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