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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

January 1, 2024

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is bokep genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not memek fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic crot decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study memek confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh memek the greater the chance the orgasm bokep memek is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always porn equals better.

crot As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As memek far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation porn crot of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can bokep understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should memek take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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