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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

January 1, 2024

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that crot I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokep exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French crot word for bokep caterwauling) to bokeh the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep crot memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to memek this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes memek scientific sense. memek It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – memek the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure memek passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex crot as performance art, crot and bokep sex memek as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her crot partner crot and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my memek Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. bokeh This memek was the conclusion of another study by memek two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all memek about manners bokep and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were bokep prone memek to what they porn described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to memek speak.

memek A new study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the crot orgasm bokeh is being faked (Stock Image

It was porn like bokep saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying memek this, memek but can bokeh you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech bokeh like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing. bokeh

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of crot attention.

In crot their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the crot most likely reason women were noisy during sex bokep – based on observation of our nearest primate bokeh cousins – crot was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re memek a sex worker, porn I porn can understand bokep bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then porn men crot should take porn heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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