The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokeh in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
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In their book, memek porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.