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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 26, 2023

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokeh in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room crot screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable porn French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you porn can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance memek art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review porn magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the porn conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex porn education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals porn better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a bokep sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. bokeh But if you’re not, bokep then men should porn take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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