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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 29, 2023

memek I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s porn Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake porn all night by bokeh a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer crot to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific bokep sense. It memek confirms what most women know and crot all crot men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: crot porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokep editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokeh occasional bokeh crot basis, bokep they’d memek explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other porn tasks in hand. This memek memek was the conclusion of another crot study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but crot can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ bokeh Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should bokep be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their porn book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason memek women were noisy during sex – based on observation crot of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re memek a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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