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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 29, 2023

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this bokep new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the bokeh University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order crot to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like porn saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud porn always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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