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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 29, 2023

bokep I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a memek stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by porn a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to crot perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French bokep word for porn caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal memek Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokep what most women know and memek crot all men dread – the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In crot other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms bokep of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her bokeh partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far memek more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It porn bokeh was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of bokep another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners bokeh and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but memek can you bokeh get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena porn is if your sex education bokep comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based crot on observation of our nearest primate cousins porn memek – was to alert nearby bokeh males that they crot were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But porn if you’re porn not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best bokep sex may just memek be the quietest.


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