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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 29, 2023

I’ve long been haunted by crot the memory of a memek stay in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter crot where I was kept awake all crot night by a bokep woman porn in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her bokeh eyes and porn declared the porn woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as porn performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokep was generally on an occasional memek basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep porn so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study bokep by two bokeh researchers from the memek University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokep saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot memek but can you get a bloomin’ bokeh move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you memek should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In bokep their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason crot women were noisy during sex – memek based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can bokep understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take crot heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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