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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 28, 2023

I’ve bokep long bokeh been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokeh I should offer to bokep perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word memek for crot caterwauling) to bokep the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to crot this new study from crot the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, memek it all crot makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokep know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman porn is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn crot female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other memek tasks in crot hand. This bokeh was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A porn new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m porn enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokeh hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins pornbokeh was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just porn be bokeh the quietest.


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