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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

December 27, 2023

I’ve long been haunted by memek the porn memory of memek a bokep stay bokep in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman in a nearby room screeching so crot loudly that I wondered if I should offer to crot bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the porn next morning, crot she memek rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women memek know and porn porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh bokep and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In crot my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d porn explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep crot while conserving their energy for porn porn other tasks in hand. porn porn This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they memek described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order memek to encourage their crot partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far bokep as crot I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest porn primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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